Friday, January 25, 2013

Are Women Better Cheaters Than Men?

It is said that women are smarter than men. If this is the case, do they have the ability to do everything better than men can? It's been proven that women can do a job just as well, if not better than a man can. That's all great in this day and age of women being independent.
If they're so great at everything, as well or better than a man, can they be better cheaters than men? Hands down a woman can actually get away with cheating better than a man can. Not because men are dumb, but because a woman methodically will plan ten steps ahead rather than taking quick shortcuts like a man would. Let's just be realistic about it. Men are more likely to get caught cheating than a woman is.
Let's compare the difference as to why women could be better cheaters then men...
Women would plan and think about how they would cheat.
Whether the woman trying to cheat would do it alone or with the help of other women, they're likely to better their chances of accomplishing the task of cheating either way. They will plan ahead of time. The how, when, where, and even have a back up plan in case something goes wrong will already be in place. Women are more capable of being on "stealth" mode and a man will not have a clue she's stepping out on him.
Men are not good at planning things on their own without having to take shortcuts or make a last minute changes. Sadly, a man trying to cheat is sort of like them trying to read instructions to put something together; get the point? Attempting to involve other men to cover for a cheating man is like amplifying the amount of errors and chances on getting caught, rather than going at it alone. Some men may get offended by this, but it's actually true and they know this.
While attempting to cheat a man will give himself away to a woman and right away by just his behavior alone.
Poker Face
This is the term used when you eventually have to keep a straight face while lying to make it believable; like bluffing in a poker game.
Women are more believable even when they're lying; they make it look as if they were actually telling the truth. Men lie and that's true but, the fact is, women lie just as well and in many cases even better than a man ever hoped to be. You would have to get an investigator to follow a woman or attach a lie detector to her in order to catch her in the act. Yep, she's that good at it!
Without a Trace
A woman is more likely to stay away from and under the radar when they're cheating, leaving not a trace behind. This can be removing text from the other man from her cell phone or better yet, memorizing the other man's phone number without having to save it to her phone with a name attached to it. Some women even have an extra set of
clothes hidden away in the trunk of their car, just in case they need to change underwear or simply change to a different outfit to see the other guy and change back again before returning home. Some women are so cool and collective that they will wait to get home after cheating and decide to take a bath as if nothing ever happened.
Men on the other hand are known to get caught via texting, computers, e mails, and even saving a woman's name and number in their phone with all their information. If a man goes out to cheat, he would do absolutely the opposite of what a woman would do; thus getting his butt caught.
He would actually take a shower before coming home to remove any scent from the other woman, but this is just a dead give away! Leaving the house already showered and coming back hours later as if he just got out of the shower smelling like fresh soap will be noticeable by any woman. Needless to say he wouldn't change his underwear or the clothes he wore.
These are just a few examples that can prove that women are hands down better at cheating than men. They might know more ways than what you think they do. Men are still trying to catch on to the ways of cheating. After all, women are smarter than men and we are not trying to offend them, but it's an actual fact.
Also, it's important to remember that if you accuse someone, you'd better have some proof. Not saying any or all men or women cheat, just letting you know who would be smarter while doing it!

 By Teresa M Deas

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